Saturday, July 31, 2010

overrated

I would like to share my opinion that 
California "Gurls" are {highly} overrated. 

There should really be a song about Colorado girls.
All summer I have been wanting to create my own. 
{Think I need a hobby?}
I found a couple versions on YouTube, and while they have some potentially offensive parts, there are some real winning lines too. 

Here are a few lines that I found entertaining {and appropriate to share"}:
{This song can be heard at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0_KFUSqsUQ)

"These the type of girls that you can take home to your mommy. You can sit and kick it with 'em but they still know how to party. You can take 'em anywhere just treat 'em right."

"Colorado girls so many different types- farm girls, mountain girls, burb girls, city girls, black, white, brown, yellow- all so pretty girls"

"No caked makeup, we're naturally beautiful"

"We're a mile high up and there's nobody above"

"Every girl stacked, yeah all the girls fine"

"Colorado girls pretty, all your girls iffy"

"Box state girls real, no fakin 'em out"

"Round the world there's a lot of ladies, but not like in Colorado baby"


{The following video can be viewed at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYGpelWYFx0}

"Colorado girls we're insurmountable,
Lace your hiking boots and fill your Nalgene up"

My absolute favorite part says: 
"Colorado girls know how to spell girls"
{This is a shot from the video}

There's lots of good parts in this video, but you might have to be from Colorado to enjoy them


Now a shout out for my girls in Utah!
A "Utah Girls" song could be sweet. 
I haven't seen one yet, but it could be pretty darn funny.

You girls should probably start working on one :)

1 comments:

Heather said...

haha, I love it Ali. And I would totally pick a Colorado girl over a Cali girl if I were a boy! ;) and yes, a Utah one needs to get in the makings....I'll see if I can think of any good lines. Can't wait to see you in a month!!