shell

So tonight, due to several sources of stress and anxiety in my life, I was feeling {as I have felt before} that I would really really like to have a shell. It could maybe be sort of like the lamp from I Dream of Jeannie and I would be tiny inside a plushly decorated shell. 
Then, I was chatting on facebook with my friend about the potential benefits of having a shell.

1. {Most importantly} When you have a shell you can curl up inside it and hide from mean or scary things, like a turtle does. Sometimes I really feel like I want to hide from the world.
2. If you're like a hermit crab your shell is your home and then you don't have to worry about packing all your stuff when you move. Plus, you can have a fun, pretty shell!

My friend added another one:

3. "And you wouldn't have to wear clothes. 

      or date . . . cause no one dates girls who don't wear clothes.

      except perverts."

hahahaha!! This might be my favorite. So funny.

I must say it definitely brightened my day, and increased my desire to get myself a shell!